{"id":186,"date":"2012-06-15T08:51:42","date_gmt":"2012-06-15T13:51:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theplatypuses.com\/wordpress\/?p=186"},"modified":"2012-06-15T10:13:40","modified_gmt":"2012-06-15T15:13:40","slug":"salt-whaaa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theplatypuses.com\/wordpress\/2012\/06\/15\/salt-whaaa\/","title":{"rendered":"Salt whaaa?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So \u00a0recently a couple of friends mentioned salt cellars. \u00a0My first reaction was &#8220;what the hell is a salt cellar? &#8221; \u00a0My second reaction was &#8220;I should forgo curiosity .&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Fuck me I decided to actually look it up:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Salt_cellar\">http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Salt_cellar<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Silly me, I would have called it a fucking dish, or a bowl, or something like a salt thingy.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So \u00a0recently a couple of friends mentioned salt cellars. \u00a0My first reaction was &#8220;what the hell is a salt cellar? &#8221; \u00a0My second reaction was &#8220;I should forgo curiosity .&#8221; Fuck me I decided to actually look it up: http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Salt_cellar Silly me, I would have called it a fucking dish, or a bowl, or something [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p25aXt-30","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theplatypuses.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theplatypuses.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theplatypuses.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theplatypuses.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theplatypuses.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=186"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/theplatypuses.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":192,"href":"https:\/\/theplatypuses.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186\/revisions\/192"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theplatypuses.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theplatypuses.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theplatypuses.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}