To the asshole who broke into my truck (yes again). \u00a0Fuck you.<\/p>\n
Any asshole can pop a lock and grab a bag containing someone’s laptop and ipad. \u00a0That’s easy to do you\u00a0incestuous\u00a0crack whore. \u00a0It takes real talent to do so without damaging the truck. \u00a0I hate being robbed, but thankfully I can remote wipe my hard-earned data from my stuff. \u00a0Enjoy the bricks ass. \u00a0I hope you get a decent price for the stuff so that you can continue to smoke meth or whatever.<\/p>\n
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To the asshole who broke into my truck (yes again). \u00a0Fuck you. Any asshole can pop a lock and grab a bag containing someone’s laptop and ipad. \u00a0That’s easy to do you\u00a0incestuous\u00a0crack whore. \u00a0It takes real talent to do so without damaging the truck. \u00a0I hate being robbed, but thankfully I can remote wipe my […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p25aXt-3K","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theplatypuses.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theplatypuses.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theplatypuses.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theplatypuses.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theplatypuses.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=232"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/theplatypuses.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":234,"href":"https:\/\/theplatypuses.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232\/revisions\/234"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theplatypuses.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theplatypuses.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theplatypuses.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}