Author: Joseph

To the asshole who broke into my truck (yes again).  Fuck you.

Any asshole can pop a lock and grab a bag containing someone’s laptop and ipad.  That’s easy to do you incestuous crack whore.  It takes real talent to do so without damaging the truck.  I hate being robbed, but thankfully I can remote wipe my hard-earned data from my stuff.  Enjoy the bricks ass.  I hope you get a decent price for the stuff so that you can continue to smoke meth or whatever.

So  recently a couple of friends mentioned salt cellars.  My first reaction was “what the hell is a salt cellar? ”  My second reaction was “I should forgo curiosity .”

Fuck me I decided to actually look it up:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_cellar

Silly me, I would have called it a fucking dish, or a bowl, or something like a salt thingy.

The calm is broken,
Idiots now run the ship.
Winter falls on us.

It’s not often that I find myself looking back at High School and appreciating those early formative years. Over the last few days I’ve had the opportunity to think back and realize just how bat shit insane some people were. It’s one thing to look up an old friend and chit chat about how they are doing, it’s another thing to bust out pictures of your 19 inch biceps and try to impress members of the opposite sex with your shiny red corvette and serenade them with Nickelback.

For all the aspiring gentlemen:
http://www.pbm.com/~lindahl/paradoxes.html

I don’t know what is more amusing, the fact that this is online, or the fact that they can use quotes like this; “then he that thrusts first, speedeth: if both happen to thrust together, they are both in danger”; in polite society.

“Of six chief causes, that many valiant men think themselves by their practices to be skillful in their weapons, are yet many times in their fights sore hurt, and many times slain by men of small skill or none at all.”

– yeah. happens all the time.

I can make a Star Trek analogy for anything. This both amuses me and makes me really sad.

Happy Year of the Dragon!

It’s so important to be kind to the people in your life.  It’s easy to take them for granted.  Every day I strive to do better in this regard, lately it’s seemed even more important.  Some days you sit back though and you see how people refuse to take responsibility for their actions.  That is such a waste.

This past week has to be one of the most difficult I’ve had to deal with in a very long time.

I’ve lost a friend, a coworker and a valued mentor.  The world has lost a good person.  I won’t get into specifics, those who need to know are already aware of what has happened. For my friend and the sake of his family I know that my wonderful coworkers and I will find a way to express his legacy in the most positive way possible.

Fair well dear friend.  Be at peace knowing that you touched those around you in a positive way, and your memory will live on through the lives that you touched.

I don’t understand why most Prius owners driving on the freeway insist on staying in the passing lane and going slow.

It’s always a nice day when you get to share some tiny bits of good news…

What are they quoting?